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15

May

rendezvousramen:

onlylolgifs:

Glass door that changes opacity as it’s being locked/unlocked

I watched this gif for 5 hours pondering about my existence in the world

Pretty sure this was invented solely for office sex, at least that’s what it means to me.

rendezvousramen:

onlylolgifs:

Glass door that changes opacity as it’s being locked/unlocked

I watched this gif for 5 hours pondering about my existence in the world

Pretty sure this was invented solely for office sex, at least that’s what it means to me.

31

Mar

Met fucking Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy last night! Danced on a stripper pole! And watched hot, mostly naked dudes dance all night, and got to touch their well oiled bodies! All in all, pretty sweet night.

27

Mar

Amazing sex with Sebastian makes me super productive, actually cooked my own dinner tonight, even if it’s not overly healthy.

Amazing sex with Sebastian makes me super productive, actually cooked my own dinner tonight, even if it’s not overly healthy.

08

Feb

Really pushing myself to be better. Finishing a workout covered in sweat is the best feeling. (Besides finishing sex covered in sweat, that is. ;) )

05

Feb

I should seriously write more posts. I just seriously hate writing and, well, suck at it. :\

25

Jan

Sex Bucket List

bucketlist4sex:

Get a picture sitting at your work/school desk naked. ;)

Close enough really.

(Source: dash-mais-18)

22

Jan

Got this new vibrating toothbrush, feels like I’m brushing my teeth with a sex toy. 

21

Jan

Week 1 done! 

Week 1 done!